tv quote of the week

Richard Castle (on his cup of NYPD coffee): This tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid.

Show: Castle
Episode: "Hell Hath No Fury"

(not actually this week's episode, but I watched it this week, so I'm counting it)

tv quote of the week

Lily: "Oh my God. She was such a douche."

Marshall: "Dude, she was the heiress to the Masingil fortune."

Show: How I Met Your Mother
Episode: "Sorry, Bro"

(gross, sorry)

tv quote of the week

Detective Charlie Crews: "Bobby, how come you never see a baby pigeon? You worked downtown all those years, did you ever see a baby pigeon?"

Officer Bobby Stark: "You're right. Where the hell are all the baby pigeons?"

Show: Life
Episode: "Hit Me Baby"